Perfect Potter Parodies Part 1.
[[Hi, for the people who don't know me well, my name is Rachel, and yes, I do come into this fan fiction! This is a comedy fan fic about the gang and there will be lots more to come, don't worry! If this is completely shit plz only constructive criticism: It is my first shot at comedy. Plus, thought is represented by brackets ( ) eg Albus Dumbledore saying "Horace, hello (what has he been eating? He looks like a whale)!" lol]]
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*At 4 Privet Drive*
Petunia: Fuck off Vernon!
Vernon: Darling you can't leave me for that... that... that witch!
Petunia: Her name is MINERVA!
*petunia sighs and makes to leave*
Vernon: No darling! I swear, I wont ever ever make you use the blue towel again!
Petunia: You lie to me, Vernon Dursley. You lie!! And that is what you said last time! Plus, You know that if I see a blue towel it makes me take crack again! And the pink towel is MY F